Sometimes I wonder...

... how would I fare if I had a totally obedient army of slavishly-devoted cultists, unstoppable robots, and the undead?

Or even, how would I fare if I found a magic lamp with a djinni inside?

I expect my first wish would probably involve the creation of an army quite similar to the one I just mentioned.

Hopefully I'd do better with that then I would launching the product I'm supposed to support this morning.

The world economy is ripe for warlords, don't you think?