Sidhe dancing on a pin

Soylent Brown is a bad idea.

I leave it to your imagination as to why.

Soylent Grey, however, has a lot of potential, especially with our life-challenged customer base.

Once we've successfully colonized the five Lagrange Points, we should be able to position mass drivers to deliver all the Crunchberry we need.

It's the only way to keep the Andromedan Squids from intruding and messing with our daytime TV talk shows.

Though, I'm of the opinion that the Squids would be a kinder fate.

At least we can use carrots to drive them off if they get to be too much trouble.