Ain't that a bugger?

It's supposed to be a thirty-degree record high today.

Thirty. Degrees.

Farenheit.

[Edit] So that statement made no sense. Let me clarify. Normally it should be about 40 degrees Farenheit. It's supposed to hit 70 today. 70. In January.
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And it's windy as blazes today (one of the two reasons why I opted to drive instead of bike to work).

That explains a lot about this "cold" I'm suffering from. I don't have the ever-familiar achiness of a cold. Therefore, I'm suffering from horrific allergies.

And that's not a comfort.

None of this is a comfort. It's friggin' January. It should be cold as blazes and/or raining like it's the endtimes.

Crap.