Loaded Question

A friend asked me a question related to the upcoming Joss Whedon show "Dollhouse". Before I get to the question, some context: "Dollhouse" is about an organization that has a bunch of amnesiac people who can be programmed with whatever memories and personalities they want to program them with.

Anything.

The show will have Eliza Dushku in the lead role.

So, my friend's question: "What personality would you program Eliza Dushku with?"

I could only stare back at him before replying: "There is no way in Hell I'm answering that question at work."

I may not be the sharpest tool in the shed, but I'm not a complete idiot.