Are you f***ing kidding me?

No joke. I was just talking withe one of my friends about how I'm due to be summoned for jury duty. Every year, like clockwork, the goddamn fucking county summons me.

EVERY.

FUCKING.

YEAR.

Seriously... what the GODDAMN FUCKING HELL IS UP WITH THIS???

How can this be random? It clearly isn't, of course. So who do I need to bribe or sleep with to get off this goddamn list?

I guess I could move out of the county, but that option doesn't appeal. Oh well, at least I can BART to this courthouse.

Un-fucking-believable.