No joke. I was just talking withe one of my friends about how I'm due to be summoned for jury duty. Every year, like clockwork, the goddamn fucking county summons me.
EVERY.
FUCKING.
YEAR.
Seriously... what the GODDAMN FUCKING HELL IS UP WITH THIS???
How can this be random? It clearly isn't, of course. So who do I need to bribe or sleep with to get off this goddamn list?
I guess I could move out of the county, but that option doesn't appeal. Oh well, at least I can BART to this courthouse.
Un-fucking-believable.
At a medieval church festival, the priest brayed like a donkey and the
congregation brayed back
-
[image: Feast of the Ass illustration from 1913]
The Feast of the Ass was a medieval Christian celebration held on January
14, honoring the donkey that car...
11 hours ago

No comments:
Post a Comment