How did this happen? HOW?

In the space of two days, my December weekends got nuked.

How did this happen? It's like I blinked and suddenly, my calendar was full.

It's weird. Almost unreal!

If I didn't know better, I'd swear it's like I have a social life.

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!

Ah, that's funny. Stand-up comedy, here I come!