and for our moment of crazy

Oh my god... this is over-the-top.

Funny and disturbing.

Okay, it's more disturbing than funny.

Nice example of professional behavior, I guess.

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I suspect this martial arts class might well kill me.

Not due to any of my classmates, mind you. They're all incredibly nice.

No... I think the exercises will break me like a brittle twig.

Owie.

Time for some Advil.

On the plus side, if I do survive this class, I'll be better prepared for an attack by rival ninjas or what-not.

It's important to anticipate these things, you know.

Don't judge me.