Non stop pissy

I'm working on my ability to befuddle, freak out, offend and/or irritate people today.

If I were graded on this, I'd probably be getting a B+ or possibly an A- thus far. I've managed to hit all four categories thus far.

Thirty minutes left in my work day. I wonder if I can inspire someone to throw a punch?

I'm not keen on that, mind you. I'm really just curious.