And so it came to pass that the Day of Thurs (thank you Thor) arrived this third week of June in the year 2009.
There was much rejoicing.
Not as much as there would be come the Day of Fri, but that, as they say, is another story.
The radiant power of the vampire-killing dayball blazes overhead in the promise of warmth. It also holds the promise of spontaneous human combustion for those souls in the Bay Area who have lost resistance to the rays of Ra.
It will be a culling of the weak and undead.
Or just the weak undead.
Better than an undead week.
The Future of War Is These Four Jerks, Apparently
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Secretary of War Pete Hegseth has tapped Newt Gingrich, Palmer Luckey, and
Elon Musk to write a report on the future of warfare.
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