It's a bit after 6am. I've had my iPod on shuffle since a little after 5.
I've scrolled through my morning webcomics and read the various blogs I enjoy. I've skimmed through the news and my email.
Amidst this, I've plotted out what I'll be working on today to earn my paycheck.
I've come to a conclusion.
Peoples of the Earth, it's time for you to recognize me as the true lord and master of this world. Bow. Bow before the God-Emperor of the Earth!
I'm sure it's just a coincidence that the iPod is playing the "Imperial March" right now.
What? I can't be a meglomaniac on a Thursday?
Donald Trump boasts about not needing teleprompter, then falls apart when
he can't read teleprompter (video)
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Donald Trump used to boast about not needing a teleprompter, but had a fit
today when he couldn't read his teleprompter (emphasis on "c...
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