The dayball is blazing through the windows now. Its fierce light illuminates the shadowy recesses of my office and forces me to cower behind the beige walls of my cloth-box/veal-fattening pen/cubicle.
I am grateful for the 50 spf sunblock that covers every inch of exposed flesh upon my person.
I wonder if it will be enough.
The only thing that keeps me from vampirism is my love of garlic (and my preference for meat that's well-done instead of rare).
For Sale, Barely Used: One Actual-Size Dan Da Dan Magic Testicle
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[image: Dan Da Dan Aira Shiratori Anime]
A Japanese toy maker claims its replica of Okarun's ball is an exact dupe
of the genuine article.
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