This blows

Or, technically, it will later today.

The weather wonks predict strong winds after 5pm today and through early tomorrow morning. "Strong" is between 30 mph and 40 mph.

Whee?

Tomorrow's bike ride is clearly going to suck ass. Oh well, it will help add to the pain of my car's brake job.

No, no... I don't really need any cheese to go with my whine. Thanks for asking.