Events are cowards

In Neil Gaiman's "NeverWhere" novel, the protagonist observes that "events are cowards. They never come at you singly, but rather wait and come at you en masse."

Okay, the quotes are unnecessary. I'm paraphrasing as the book isn't in front of me.

Regardless, I've noticed Gaiman's commentary is remarkably valid.

My weekends in June are filling up insanely-fast and it's barely halfway through May.

I guess I should feel flattered that I've got this much going on, but I wish I could spread this out a bit.

Then again, I like my dead weekends. I needs my sleep.