Too much of a good thing?

So I got a Scottevest jacket a little while ago. It's just now cool enough that I thought I'd wear it to work today.

As I started putting my usual junk in my pockets, I realized this jacket may actually be too much of a good thing.

I like pockets. I wear cargo pants and they're usually competely full of junk. Similarly, my jackets are often filled with junk. Hell, I carry a messenger bag that's so full of junk it probably counts as weight-lifting.

This jacket has 19 pockets of excessively-zippered glory. The problem? I can't figure out what pocket has what.

That's just silly.

Won't stop me from wearing this thing, though.

*sigh*

I have problems.