Zero to sick in two seconds

I thought it was allergies.
I got home from work with a cough and thought it was just a sinus thing.

By 6pm, I knew it was more than allergies.

Fourteen hours of sleep later, I've got a cough that's drawing sea lions from the ocean. I feel so weak, a five year old could knock me down.

I do not feel very good at all.

Goddamn colds.