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You know what's cool?

* ray guns
* robots
* double-taps on zombies
* ninjas
* monkeys (yes ninja space monkeys are the ultimate in cool)
* pens that are heavy enough to break windows or concuss people
* Hayao Miyazaki movies
* lightsabers
* power rings
* swords
* fedoras
* vikings
* dragons
* Time Lords (especially the kind who go by medically-themed pseudonyms)
* music
* chocolate
* beer (not necessarily in conjunction with chocolate, though one can make compelling arguments in favor of this)
* Orbit Spearmint Gum
* comfy chairs (good enough for the Spanish Inquisition!)
* coffee (the stuff of life)
* gear rings
* being too lazy to continue this list