When I got home from work yesterday, bleary-eyed and tired, I performed my usual routine: I turned on my PC.
Horror struck me. I did not have Internet access.
I'd just spent 9+ hours in the office, pounding away on a computer. This shouldn't have been the end of the world.
I called my service provider and found out there was an outage. No ETA for restoration of service.
Breathe. Breathe.
I plugged in a workout DVD and tried a P90X "Kempo X" workout.
Felt good.
I went back to my computer. Still no Internet.
OH NOES! HOW WOULD I SEE LOLCATS?
Wait. I don't look at lolcats. I don't care for the meme.
Pr0n? Nah.
I had to check the balance on a couple of accounts and retrieve something from Dropbox, but none of that was terribly urgent.
Why the anxiety? Why?
I finished the workout. I called my service provider again. Still no ETA.
Sighing, I went back to my computer, fired up some tunes, and looked around for a book... hey! I HAVE ACCESS AGAIN!!!
WHEE!!!!
Glee filled me. Happiness. Giddy, giddy happiness.
Ecstacy!
JOY!
Yeah... addiction. That's all it is. Pure addiction.
[EDIT: And now YIM is down this morning. Anxiety...]
['NOTHER EDIT: Just my YIM is down this morning. Glee. My personal login can't access YIM, but others have no problem. How wonderful.]
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