Mass Hysteria

I'm plunging into the late 20th century at a breakneck pace! Hell, I'm skirting the edges of the 21st century now!

Not only do I finally break down and get a wireless router but now I've broken down and gotten a smartphone.

It's nothing fancy, mind you. I don't even think it has a proper brand name. Still, it's light-years more sophisticated and workable than my old cell, which I've finally just retired.

Crazy times, I tell you.

Yep. Human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together... mass hysteria!