I'm not a terribly-religious person, save for a healthy respect I've got for the Great Old Ones and the Flying Spaghetti Monster (ARR!).
After reading io9's mystery archeology article I think I've found a deity to worship.
Yeah, that's right. I'm talking about the Sumerian Goddess Ninkasi, Goddess of Beer.
I notice there's places of worship already established for her.
I'm disappointed and a tad ashamed it's taken me this long to discover her.
I'm thinking of renaming my Stein of Science to "the sacred vessel of Ninkasi" or something along those lines.
I'm allegedly a writer. I can probably come up with something that sounds okay.
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