Dear Future Self:
You're going to be tempted to do some really stupid things, especially on a bike. This is because you're impatient.
It would probably be a good idea to reconsider. One of these days, your luck is going to run out and that is going to suck a lot.
Sincerely, Present Self
Good Samaritans become emergency goat milkers
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[image: goat milking volunteers]
A pair of goat farmers transporting fifty goats from Minnesota to
California needed all hands on deck when they found them...
3 minutes ago
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