My Happy Dream World

In my happy Dream World:

* The sky is TARDIS blue. Daleks shoot rainbows. Literally. They shoot the damn rainbows.

* George R.R. Martin is surgically fused to a desk and fed through a complex cybernetic life-support mechanism that will keep his arms and brain alive until the Song of Ice and Fire is complete.

* We have personal flying jetpacks that do not burn your arse off when you fly.

* We have lightsabers with idiot controls to keep us from cutting off important body parts. We have stem-cell grown clone parts for the unimportant parts.

* Anyone can get married. People can't reproduce until they pass some basic tests proving they can competently raise a child and are not passing along stoopid in their genes.

* Governments spend more time taking care of the public interests and less time giving money to big business and wealthy jackasses.

* We have big space stations and thriving orbital clean-up industries to take care of frozen astronaut pee.

* Pluto is a planet.

* Mars is a tourist destination.

* People who defraud the public of millions or billions of dollars are given life in prison without parole. People who smoke pot are fine as long as they don't do it while flying around on their jetpacks.

* Uranus is a penal colony. Yes. I said that.

* "Firefly" is on its tenth season and going strong.

* Talk Like Kirk day is a national holiday.

* Talk Like a Pirate Day is bigger than Xmas.

* Pastafarianism is the world's biggest religion.

* Someone has created flying monkeys.