Appliances

My microwave stopped working on Saturday as I prepared popcorn for the game I hosted.

It was a hand-me-down beast from my 'rents. It was such a POS that the readout has not worked in about ten years. It was hot to the touch when it stopped working, so it's quite possible I've been irradiated.

Good thing I don't plan to have kids. I probably can't now.

On the flipside, I either have cancer or super-powers. Or both.

So anyway... I went out yesterday and bought a new microwave oven for the first time in my life.

It's so nice to have working appliances. I should consider getting a new toaster oven before I accidentally blow up my kitchen.

I swear it's a wonder I haven't maimed or killed myself cooking yet.