Testimonial

Q: How does one rejuvenate after a hard evening of the organ and neuron abuse that constitutes holiday festivities?

A: Why, Black Blood of the Earth, of course!

It regenerates brain matter and jump-starts possibly-failing organs. It restores youth and vigor.

It may well raise the dead.

(Note: These statements are based on the writer's observations and not independently-verified, though it's a fair bet there's people out there who believe the writer should be comatose right now.)