USPSux

Ah, U.S. Postal Service... Neither rain, nor sleet, nor snow, nor whatever weather excuse will stop you from delivering your rounds.

That list doesn't appear to include technology failures or illiterate (or perhaps just stupid) carriers, though.

I'd really like to track my package. I would. I wish your system worked.

Of course, it may well have been delivered... to the wrong building or the wrong mailbox. 'Cause it's not like that's never happened before.

Don't worry about my neighbor's bills, btw. I delivered them to her. Thanks for your concern.

Hey, there's some materials you guys might appreciate: "Hooked on Phonics". I hear they help people learn how to goddamn read.

Bitter? Moi? Why would you think that?