Friday, October 9, 2009

Moon Men declare WAR

This just in: The Moon Men have declared war on the Earth following acts of aggression from NASA.

NASA has confirmed a launch resulting in an impact on the Moon's south pole. There is no word on any Moon Man casualties.

There are unconfirmed reports that the NASA action is in response to Moon Man aggression via their terrestrial agent, Roland Emmerich.

In other news, Elvis has come out of secret retirement to organize the defense of the Earth.

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