ugh

It's Monday.

My meeting dance-card is full.

I think I'm coming down with something.

I get to end my day with an unrelated afternoon appointment that will put me in the middle of rush hour traffic.

I've got a full tank of gas, a half pack of chewing gum, it's dark, and I'm wearing sunglasses. And I'm all out of bubblegum.

Yes, mangled two classic movie quotes just now. Because I can. And I don't smoke.