The Raptor

So how y'all liking the post-Rapture Earth, folks?

How's all those horrific disasters and hellfire stuff workin' out?

Harold Camping is apparently "flabbergasted" that the Rapture apparently hasn't happened.

Poor Harold. I think he missed the point. The silly lad didn't get it.

The Rapture did happen! Some schmuck in rural Indiana popped up to Heaven for tea and crumpets.

As for the rest, if you haven't made a deal with one of the Great Old Ones or been touched by His Noodly Appendage ... well, sucks to be you.