The HOLINESS of Warren Ellis

"The crappiest vampire in all of fiction — and I include George Hamilton playing Dracula in that — and a werewolf that wants to fuck a baby. Those are my choices? Get out of my house before I set the hounds on you, you little bastards."

When asked which Twilight team he was on.

(Geekosystem)

The overwhelming awesomeness of his reply brings tears of joy to my eyes.