skip to main | skip to sidebar

Ninja Space Monkeys

Another Voice in the Great Cacophony

Friday, August 14, 2009

SCIENCE!!!

Today's quotes of the day:

"Just like real cows! Only with lasers."

"It'd be easier to just kill him and then revive him!" "ooOOOooh..."

"I was talking to the computer."
Posted by J at 5:55 AM

No comments:

Post a Comment

Newer Post Older Post Home
Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom)

Carbohydrates of Truth

  • Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster
  • The Loose Canon (FSM "bible")

Time-vampires

  • Alice Grove
  • Atomic Robo
  • Buttersafe
  • Chainsawsuit
  • Contemplating Reiko
  • Erma
  • FreakAngels
  • Full Frontal Nerdity
  • Gaia
  • Gunnerkrigg Court
  • League of Super Redundant Heroes
  • Least I Could Do
  • Looking for Group
  • Multiplex
  • My (Confined) Space
  • No Need for Bushido
  • Occasional Comics
  • Order of the Stick
  • Outsider
  • Powder Game
  • PS238
  • PvP
  • Questionable Content
  • Rip Haywire
  • Sandra and Woo
  • Scary-go-round
  • Schlock Mercenary
  • Sequential Art
  • Sluggy Freelance
  • SMBC
  • Table Titans
  • The Bean
  • The Oatmeal
  • Unspeakable Vault of Doom
  • Use Sword on Monster
  • Weregeek
  • xkcd
  • Yet Another Fantasy Gamer Comic (NSFW)

News

  • Mother Jones
  • Salon
  • SF Gate

Causes n Politik

  • ACLU
  • American Red Cross
  • Amnesty International
  • Center for Democracy and Technology
  • Democracy Now
  • Electronic Frontier Foundation
  • Spy Files
  • TURN Consumer Advocates
  • The LOLcat Bible

Shopping

  • "Unbreakable" umbrella
  • Atwood Tools
  • Chrome Bags
  • County Comm
  • Covert Products Group
  • Duluth Trading Company
  • e23 (Steve Jackson Games)
  • Fidelis Co.
  • Funranium Labs
  • Goruck
  • ITS Tactical Store
  • Red Cross Store
  • REI
  • Saddleback Leather Co.
  • Scottevest
  • Steve Jackson Games
  • TAD Gear
  • YesAsia
  • Zombie Tools

Blogs, Rantings, Etc.

  • Uncrate
    IWC Ingenieur Automatic 50th Anniversary Watch - [image: IWC Ingenieur Automatic 50th Anniversary Watch] IWC's 50th-anniversary Ingenieur revives a rare 1970s dial finish in two limited sizes. Visit Unc...
    2 days ago
  • Boing Boing
    iFixit's repair guide for the Steam Machine - [image: Image: iFixit] Valve is said to be selling 12,000 Steam Machines a week (previously at *Boing Boing*), despite an indefinite waitlist and a much hi...
    2 days ago
  • Planet Pocket Tool
    G5b Flatbabies! - Howdy Folks, Well it's been an unusual month so far, and staying quite warm for this time of year. I am seeing some spots of colorful leaves though when ...
    6 days ago
  • io9
    Instagram Exec Thinks People Don’t Actually Want A Chronological Feed - Meanwhile, Australia is gearing up to take serious regulatory action to leave that choice up to users.
    1 week ago
  • Gizmodo
    Google-Backed Nuclear Plant Gets Nearly $2 Billion Loan From the Energy Department - The plant is expected to come back online in early 2029.
    1 week ago
  • Lifehacker
    These Soundcore Sleep Earbuds Are $60 Off Right Now - They can mask the sound of snores.
    1 week ago
  • The Awesomer
    A Visit to Japan’s Godzilla Museum - Attractions Atlas takes us on a tour of Japan’s permanent Godzilla Museum at Nijigen no Mori on Awaji Island. It’s packed with movie memorabilia, models, d...
    1 week ago
  • Atlas Obscura: All Places
    AO’s Favorite Unusual Sites to Spend a Night - Where to stay is a pivotal part of any trip, sometimes just as important as the destination itself. The place you rest your head can dictate not just the...
    1 week ago
  • Ars Technica
    EV batteries last longer than drivers feared - Study suggests used vehicles can retain about 90% of original usable battery capacity after 150,000 km.
    1 week ago
  • Neatorama
    Signs That Transformed Themselves With Heavy Metal Fonts - You've probably never thought about it, but many signs are made by negative stenciling. That's when the top layer of paint or plastic or whatever is colo...
    1 week ago
  • Cool Material
    10 Labor Day Sales You Probably Don’t Know About -
    1 week ago
  • The View from Flying Colors
    Special Events Comics Soon to Flying Colors! - You're invited to join us for these events! To stay in tune with what's going on at Flying Colors, please follow Flying Colors on Social Media: FACEBOOK ...
    2 weeks ago
  • The Gadgeteer
    Old Timer’s 10.25-Inch Heritage Knife Is Built for More Than Pocket Duty - [image: Old Timer Heritage Series 169OT 10.25in Fixed Blade Knife]There comes a point when a folding knife starts feeling like a compromise. A three-inch p...
    2 weeks ago
  • The Red Ferret Journal
    OpenAI Shows Off Astra: 16 AI Agents, ‘Super-Human’ Desktop Control - [image: AI] OpenAI has given major customers a first look at Astra, an upcoming frontier AI model family, at a closed-door preview in San Francisco, TIME ...
    3 weeks ago
  • Vintage Ninja
    Subscribe to the new Vintage Ninja Newsletter! - “VINTAGE NINJA SECRET SCROLLS” is my new email newsletter. Like a lone shinobi in the night, I’m trying to maintain an audience and spread the good word ...
    2 months ago
  • OhGizmo!
    Garden’s AI Pool Cleaner Wants to Make Weekly Maintenance Obsolete - Dual cameras, real-time mapping, and 30-day autonomy aim to turn pool cleaning into a background task Dragging out a telescoping pole every few days feel...
    4 months ago
  • inStash
    Hello world! - Welcome to WordPress. This is your first post. Edit or delete it, then start writing!
    8 months ago
  • Elemental Home
    Quotes - Forty-Three - Sometimes you meet someone, and it’s so clear that the two of you, on some level belong together. As lovers, or as friends, or as family, or as somethin...
    1 year ago
  • ApocalypseEquipped
    Home Front: IBC water storage - Water security has been a concern for me for a while, weather patterns changing all the time and even social disruptions affecting major infrastructure l...
    1 year ago
  • Robert Reich
    How We Take Back the Supreme CourtWhere do you see yourself in... - *How We Take Back the Supreme Court* Where do you see yourself in 2060? What about your kids or grandkids? Will Donald Trump be affecting your life even ...
    1 year ago
  • EDC
    Solve All Your Packing Problems With Ridge’s New Expanded Travel Collection - *submitted by Chris Van Hoven* ------------------------------ Riding hot on the heels of its hugely successful Ridge Travel Collection, Ridge further expa...
    2 years ago
  • Coolest Gadgets
    5G And Beyond Facts 2024 - Introduction 5G And Beyond Facts: With the rise in […]
    2 years ago
  • Cool Tools
    Pimple Stars/Bird Sounds/AI Art - Recomendo: issue no. 332
    3 years ago
  • Geekologie - Gadgets, Gizmos, and Awesome
    A longboarder's closest calls over 10 years of filming - [image: top-10-close-calls-longboard.jpg] Lonboarder Josh Neuman put together this compilation of his ten closest calls while filming his longboarding over...
    5 years ago
  • Consumerist
    An important message from Consumer Reports - This is our last post on Consumerist.com. We’re deeply proud of all the work we’ve done on behalf of consumers, from exposing shady practices by secretive ...
    8 years ago
  • mental_floss Blog
    Check Out Friday's Awesome Amazon Deals - From the Smart Shopping Team...
    9 years ago
Show 5 Show All

Calling It Out

  • awesome (421)
  • beer (27)
  • caffeine (4)
  • cocktails (7)
  • code craziness (5)
  • COVID fucking 19 (10)
  • Doctor Who (95)
  • frothing at the mouth (30)
  • FSM (12)
  • God I think I'm clever (2)
  • Happy Dream World (16)
  • IaIaCthulhuFtagn (14)
  • kaiju (2)
  • KHAAAAAAAAANNNN!!!! (3)
  • musings (336)
  • pimping (203)
  • Political-Bullshit (72)
  • RPGs (12)
  • smartass (13)
  • spoilers (51)
  • Stuff You Don't Care About (223)
  • technology (13)
  • theology (11)
  • things (175)
  • Things Not To Do (7)
  • whining (188)
  • WTF (247)

A History of the Cacophony

  • ►  2026 (2)
    • ►  February (1)
    • ►  January (1)
  • ►  2025 (4)
    • ►  December (1)
    • ►  June (1)
    • ►  February (1)
    • ►  January (1)
  • ►  2024 (7)
    • ►  December (1)
    • ►  October (1)
    • ►  August (1)
    • ►  June (1)
    • ►  March (1)
    • ►  January (2)
  • ►  2023 (17)
    • ►  December (1)
    • ►  October (1)
    • ►  September (2)
    • ►  August (1)
    • ►  July (2)
    • ►  June (4)
    • ►  May (1)
    • ►  April (2)
    • ►  March (1)
    • ►  January (2)
  • ►  2022 (18)
    • ►  December (3)
    • ►  November (1)
    • ►  October (1)
    • ►  September (3)
    • ►  August (1)
    • ►  July (2)
    • ►  June (1)
    • ►  May (1)
    • ►  April (1)
    • ►  March (4)
  • ►  2021 (9)
    • ►  December (2)
    • ►  October (1)
    • ►  September (2)
    • ►  May (1)
    • ►  April (1)
    • ►  January (2)
  • ►  2020 (19)
    • ►  December (4)
    • ►  November (1)
    • ►  October (2)
    • ►  September (1)
    • ►  August (1)
    • ►  July (1)
    • ►  June (2)
    • ►  May (2)
    • ►  April (2)
    • ►  March (1)
    • ►  February (1)
    • ►  January (1)
  • ►  2019 (20)
    • ►  December (3)
    • ►  October (2)
    • ►  September (2)
    • ►  August (1)
    • ►  June (1)
    • ►  May (1)
    • ►  April (3)
    • ►  March (2)
    • ►  February (2)
    • ►  January (3)
  • ►  2018 (25)
    • ►  December (8)
    • ►  November (1)
    • ►  October (2)
    • ►  September (3)
    • ►  August (2)
    • ►  July (1)
    • ►  June (1)
    • ►  May (1)
    • ►  April (3)
    • ►  March (1)
    • ►  February (1)
    • ►  January (1)
  • ►  2017 (64)
    • ►  December (8)
    • ►  November (3)
    • ►  October (5)
    • ►  September (8)
    • ►  August (1)
    • ►  July (5)
    • ►  June (1)
    • ►  May (5)
    • ►  April (10)
    • ►  March (4)
    • ►  February (5)
    • ►  January (9)
  • ►  2016 (76)
    • ►  December (14)
    • ►  November (7)
    • ►  October (5)
    • ►  September (5)
    • ►  August (6)
    • ►  July (9)
    • ►  June (7)
    • ►  May (6)
    • ►  April (4)
    • ►  March (4)
    • ►  February (3)
    • ►  January (6)
  • ►  2015 (65)
    • ►  December (13)
    • ►  November (9)
    • ►  October (5)
    • ►  September (7)
    • ►  August (4)
    • ►  July (2)
    • ►  June (1)
    • ►  May (5)
    • ►  April (3)
    • ►  March (3)
    • ►  February (7)
    • ►  January (6)
  • ►  2014 (150)
    • ►  December (7)
    • ►  November (3)
    • ►  October (10)
    • ►  September (8)
    • ►  August (13)
    • ►  July (16)
    • ►  June (14)
    • ►  May (14)
    • ►  April (11)
    • ►  March (20)
    • ►  February (16)
    • ►  January (18)
  • ►  2013 (375)
    • ►  December (17)
    • ►  November (26)
    • ►  October (34)
    • ►  September (21)
    • ►  August (17)
    • ►  July (37)
    • ►  June (29)
    • ►  May (36)
    • ►  April (41)
    • ►  March (41)
    • ►  February (47)
    • ►  January (29)
  • ►  2012 (353)
    • ►  December (25)
    • ►  November (21)
    • ►  October (32)
    • ►  September (28)
    • ►  August (39)
    • ►  July (34)
    • ►  June (26)
    • ►  May (30)
    • ►  April (28)
    • ►  March (33)
    • ►  February (30)
    • ►  January (27)
  • ►  2011 (289)
    • ►  December (17)
    • ►  November (10)
    • ►  October (15)
    • ►  September (12)
    • ►  August (32)
    • ►  July (32)
    • ►  June (26)
    • ►  May (25)
    • ►  April (32)
    • ►  March (40)
    • ►  February (19)
    • ►  January (29)
  • ►  2010 (479)
    • ►  December (36)
    • ►  November (24)
    • ►  October (24)
    • ►  September (40)
    • ►  August (35)
    • ►  July (43)
    • ►  June (60)
    • ►  May (51)
    • ►  April (40)
    • ►  March (58)
    • ►  February (36)
    • ►  January (32)
  • ▼  2009 (972)
    • ►  December (38)
    • ►  November (45)
    • ►  October (59)
    • ►  September (66)
    • ▼  August (85)
      • I say, old chap
      • Temporal Sledgehammer
      • Oooh... shiny
      • R&R
      • the weird
      • What. The. F...
      • This is just... neat!
      • The Fish Flies the Rocketship to Dingle
      • I weep
      • Can you believe it?
      • A Quandry of Cards
      • Whee!
      • Oh that was a bad idea
      • gwah...
      • Soundtrax
      • Spree
      • NONONOBAD!!!!
      • Torchwood
      • Alien Humanity
      • The Farce is strong in these
      • It adds up!
      • Night of Knives
      • Well now
      • X-Man Resume
      • Reunited
      • Venture Brothers
      • Sigh
      • Horror
      • Language
      • Plans and Permutations
      • Says it all
      • Mumble, mumble...
      • Answering an age old question
      • Wow
      • Today's Awesome
      • I say, old chap...
      • Warm Temps and Sunny Skies
      • Mmm... yearh
      • Freaky trailer
      • The Genius of Japan
      • SCIENCE!!!
      • I KNEW IT!
      • This is not sweet news
      • Aesthetics
      • BEST. IDEA. EVER!
      • The Perfect T-Shirt
      • Background Processing
      • Must Reads
      • It all makes sense now
      • Little Brother
      • And more "wow"
      • Wow
      • AAAAHHHH!!!!
      • The rule of good movies
      • Air to spare?
      • Aaaah...
      • I LIVE!
      • Tick-tock-tick...
      • Ow
      • Good Times
      • Not quite
      • Speechless
      • Well there's a smell...
      • um?
      • It's a strange, interesting world
      • Tiresome
      • Damn Skippy
      • Hyperactive Brain, Exhausted Shell
      • Mmmm
      • Fallout
      • Pocketses!
      • Oooh
      • Hours of Crazy
      • SWEET!
      • For the Urban Ninja
      • The Great Eye is Watching
      • Aaaah
      • The Fairer Sex and Gravity Lessons
      • Schroedinger's Monkey
      • Harpin'
      • Spiked water?
      • Anticipation of that nervous breakdown
      • Hey, it's August!
      • the blahs
      • A random afternoon
    • ►  July (87)
    • ►  June (101)
    • ►  May (74)
    • ►  April (101)
    • ►  March (100)
    • ►  February (106)
    • ►  January (110)
  • ►  2008 (435)
    • ►  December (53)
    • ►  November (74)
    • ►  October (66)
    • ►  September (35)
    • ►  August (30)
    • ►  July (32)
    • ►  June (44)
    • ►  May (46)
    • ►  April (44)
    • ►  March (10)
    • ►  February (1)