Yeah, so it's 2025
I have no idea what to expect, based on the last four years or so.
Okay, I have an idea what to expect, but not sure what to say without sounding... you know what? Fuck it. I don't care.
2025, try not to be a dumpster fire, okay? I expect you'll be one anyway, but try to be less of one.
Won't happen, but it's worth a try.
Codex XBand Smart Watch Strap
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[image: Codex XBand Smart Watch Strap]
A watch strap hides Whoop-like sensors in its Rolex-inspired clasp,
tracking sleep and vitals.
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