For the Urban Ninja

There's something oddly appealing about the Crawford Hiking-Survival Staff as a concept.

It's what Robinson Crusoe would have if he were James Bond.

It's a:

- walking staff
- walking stick
- baton
- blowgun
- spear
- knife

Not all at the same time, of course.

It even comes with extra blowgun darts.

I like that the blade is long enough for dealing with zombies. I assume you could take off a zombie's head or limbs, if necessary.

I'd totally wind up taking off my own foot trying, but in a zombie apocalypse, it's adapt or become a zombie.

Two hundred and sixty bucks (before sales tax) is a bit of an "ouch". Maybe if I win the Lottery?

Screw it. I could just get the Riot Spear and go with that, if I win the Lotto.