Off in every which way

Physically I'm just off today. I'm sore from Monday. My allergies are kicking my ass. I can't quite seem to wake up. My head is in a fog that comes and goes irregularly.

That leads into... mentally, I'm just off today. I have moments of incredible clarity when I'm parsing data that's stumped me for weeks and moments when I can barely figure out how to type.

Emotionally, spiritually, karmically, whatever... I'm just off.

Ever had one of those days? I mean... dayum. It's a pan-whammy or something. If I were more off-key, I'd go home and crawl back into bed.