Hypochondria

Allergies savage me horribly, especially when there's a sudden change in weather.

Last week it was record highs. Monday and Tuesday of last week was in the 90's.

This week, the highs have been in the low 60's.

So my allergies have been beating on me like a rabid ninja on speed.

And my subconscious, pesky little rat-bastard that it is, keeps whispering "swine flu... flu... swine flu..."

I do not, of course, have the flu - pig related or otherwise.

I do want to crawl back into bed and sleep off these goddamn allergies, though.

Three cups of sweet, sweet coffee later and I'm still low-energy. Bleah.