It BURNS!

The dayball is blazing through the windows now. Its fierce light illuminates the shadowy recesses of my office and forces me to cower behind the beige walls of my cloth-box/veal-fattening pen/cubicle.

I am grateful for the 50 spf sunblock that covers every inch of exposed flesh upon my person.

I wonder if it will be enough.

The only thing that keeps me from vampirism is my love of garlic (and my preference for meat that's well-done instead of rare).