Dear Mother Nature,
Please take your plant bukakke and stick it somewhere. Somewhere else! I'm getting a bit tired of your plant sperm making me feel as though I've got a recurring case of the flu.
Yes, I realize the human race is doing terrible things to heat up the planet and all that.
That's no excuse for letting your plant life get all orgy-porno.
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