Full status as of 0824: 031308
Intel rec'd re: new operative at Base Ono.
Operative 3.0, code-named "Rimuru", has successfully accomplished initial assignments. Recon intel division credited with report data.
Natural warfare instigated against Base staff. Recent precipitation may alleviate worst effects of pollen assault. Base staff hopeful.
Operation: Alternative Transportation stalled in part due to precipitation and in part due to pain issues. Maintenance required on transport.
Pending spring passage will be anticipated with Base withdrawal from public for recovery from DST and allergen assault.
End report.
Long Delayed Siri Functions Are Reportedly Being Delayed Once Again Because
They’re Slow and Inaccurate
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Hey Siri, wake me up when Apple finally fixes you like it's been promising
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