Such a productive day

In talking with one of my friends at work, I realized I go through a pound of coffee beans a week.

I'd think this represents a problem, but it really represents a substantially-reduced intake of caffeine for me.

While I was processing this realization, another friend at work walked by and complimented me on being skinny (a total, but much-appreciated, lie).

I am totally susceptible to flattery. Good times.