Today's Lesson

Gather 'round, children.

Today's lesson is "self-control".

Self-control is when you learn to analyze the consequences of your actions before you do something. So if - after proper consideration - an action seems like a bad idea, you shouldn't do it.

That means, don't succumb to the lure of free shipping if that means you're going to wind up spending more money than you planned on.

Also, don't let enablers lure you into spending money by showing you... OOOH!!! SHINY! WANT!!! WANT NOW!!!! MUST BUY!!!!

AAAAAHHHH!!! Where did I put my credit card? OMIGOD! MUST BUY BEFORE THEY RUN OUT!!!

AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

CLASS DISMISSED!!!!

So endeth the lesson.