I require the sleepies

Monday mornings are always the hardest.

Forgot my MP3 player again. I could've sworn it was in my bag, but all my swearing does not make it appear.

I'm supposed to spearhead a birthday lunch today. It was just put in danger by an unexpected meeting. Figures.

Monday, why do you mock me with your Mondayness? What have I ever done to you to earn this abuse?

Don't answer that.

Hey! I said don't answer that!