Monday, January 31, 2011

There IS a god (of debauchery)

So, Funranium Labs is offering a 10% off coupon in honor of the coming many-reasons-for-drinking.

It's enough to bring tears of joy to the eyes.

As I understand it, the coupon applies to both Black Blood of the Earth and the Steins of Science (the entry doesn't specify one or the other on the site).

This? This is GLORIOUS! And I love the idea of Lupercalia. I wonder if there's t-shirts for this out there?

Disclaimer: I do not work for or have any professional relationship with Funranium Labs save that I've purchased products from them in the past (and I may be slightly addicted to BBotE). I'm not getting money or any kind of kickback for promoting this. I just think it's awesome that they're offering a coupon.

Added Note: Googling "Lupercalia" at work might result in a few NSFW results. Just sayin'.

Dust off and Wave Motion the site from orbit

It's the only way to be sure.



That wailing sound you hear is my childhood screaming in pain.

Sunday, January 30, 2011

Keeping the tissue companies in business

The allergies. They are trying to kill me.

Bleah.

Friday, January 28, 2011

Fascinating Bit of Secret History

Herr Direktor (the creator of the delicious Black Blood of the Earth) wrote a piece on Warren Ellis' site about the "secret history" (by which I mean the history of programs and advances forever walled behind security clearances) of the U.S.

It's a fascinating read from a truly fascinating person.

Nothing more needs be said

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Thursday, January 27, 2011

This is so... um...



It's both adorable and a sign that western civilization is over and done with.

I approve.

Sunday, January 23, 2011

I live

That is all.

Friday, January 21, 2011

bleah

For the last three days I've been pretty much down for the count from some variation of the latest plague in my office.

I dunno what the symptoms are for other folks, but mine are a killer:

* Extreme fatigue
* Headaches
* Dizziness
* intermittent sore throat
* occasional chills

It's been a hoot.

Two nights of Nyquil. A total of approximately 32 hours of sleep.

I've sworn by Nyquil in the past. I continue to swear by its almost holy healing properties. The headaches are gone. The chills are pretty much over. The fatigue isn't really a problem. The sore throat is less-common.

The dizziness is still a bit of an issue, but I have been pretty sessile for the last couple of days.

I hate being sick.

Tuesday, January 18, 2011

REJOICE!

I have obtained my first refill of Black Blood of the Earth!

Why should you rejoice?

'Cause this makes me happy. You want me happy. Trust me.

Oh happy day!

UN-FRIEND! UN-FRIEND!

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Friday, January 14, 2011

Reporting: January 14

Ah, Friday. Feels like eternity since we last met.

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Finished watching Kamui Gaiden last night.

Ye gods. I'm not sure I want to know what the scriptwriters were on. What a weird, WTF story.

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UPS taunts me with promises of delivery by end of day today, but the status has yet to say "out for delivery". I believe they are doing this to spite me.

I am hurling forth psychic bolts of hate from my brain at the responsible parties as I type this.

It's quite cathartic.

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Wow. People really worry about this crap?

Thursday, January 13, 2011

A Little More Big Brother

The EFF has a good bit on a proposed Internet "ID card" plan.

'Cause what we apparently need right now is more creepy surveillance of our activities.

George Orwell was truly prescient.

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Wednesday, January 12, 2011

Astounding and Sickening

The depths to which the Westboro Baptist so-called "church" will sink to preach their hate-filled bile.

Seriously? They want to picket the funeral of a murdered little girl?

It's a shame I don't really have much in the way of actual religious convictions. Otherwise, I'd hope for hellfire on their sorry asses and all that crap.

This crap is sickening.

I don't even want someone to shoot these fuckers. I don't want anyone making martyrs out of these sub-human pieces of dung.

Nathan Fillion is a god

The proof is here.

(from io9)

Tuesday, January 11, 2011

Very Classy

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Monday, January 10, 2011

Cape Crap

So... yeah. "The Cape".

Let's get the obvious out of the way.

This is a terrible, terrible show. The dialog is atrocious. The story is beyond stupid. The directing is a crime against humanity.

That said, the effects are good. A couple of the characters have some promise. If they hired writers who could do scripts in something other than crayon, and get an actual director, this show might achieve mediocre status (which, for television, isn't too terrible).

The real pluses of the show are Martin Klebba as Rollo the badass circus "little person" who stomps everyone in his path and James Frain as the ham-tastic "Chess".

It's always nice to see Summer Glau doing her thing. Her character - "Orwell" - is a mix of Logan Cale, the cyber-journalist guy from "Dark Angel" and Lois Lane. It's a shame she always plays her roles with the same limited emotional range. I can't tell if it's her or how she's directed.

Come to think of it, I actually think the show would be better if it were the "Orwell and Rollo" show.

David Lyons appears to have made an unfortunate choice in starring in this show. He's a likable enough actor, but lacks charisma when standing with his co-stars. His character, Vince Faraday, comes off as a hapless buffoon with all the depth of a sheet of paper. While the effect of his namesake cape is cool enough, it's sort of a stupid costume with him depending on a cowl to hide his identity instead of supplementing it with a mask.

EDIT: In the second episode, it looks like he gets a mask. Regardless, the character remains ridiculously-stupid.

EDIT 2.0: Yeah, okay. Saying Faraday/The Cape is "stupid" isn't very specific. So the character is a former police officer and some kind of unspecified special forces soldier at some point in the past. He's allegedly some kind of badass. In addition, he's trained by circus performers (they still have circuses?) in the fine art of hypnosis, escape artistry, illusion, and what-not.

He's sort of like the '90's version of "The Shadow".

For all that, he demonstrates no concept of tactics whatsoever and gets the crap kicked out of him fairly regularly.

Seriously? This guy is a former soldier? If I were a soldier I'd feel pretty damn insulted at this portrayal. Just sayin'.

It's a shame that all TV attempts at superhero shows suck so badly.

*sigh*

Friday, January 7, 2011

Off-Target

My TV guilty pleasure for last year was "Human Target" on FOX.

It was a hokey show about "Christopher Chance", an ex-assassin who turned his life around to become an uber-bodyguard/life-fixer along with his ex-cop buddy Winston and his psychotic ex-assassin buddy Guerrero.

The show was silly, but fun. The dialog was clever. The interactions didn't feel forced. The action flowed well. The dynamics between the dudes was organic and gave them well-defined roles.

It was a little excessive in testosterone (no main-cast female characters), but the show didn't seem to suffer too much for the lack, given the subject matter.

The episode direction was pretty good. Episodes started with a scene in the middle of the story, then flipped back to events leading into that scene, followed by a conclusion to the events and an epilog.

It's a formula that works really well.

The filming style, lighting, and such had an "adventure movie" feel to it.

And there was the music.

Bear McCreary (the composer for "Battlestar Galactica", "The Sarah Connor Chronicles", and other shows) did epic scores for each episode using a 40-piece live orchestra that livened the episodes to call back classics like John Williams' "Indiana Jones" scores, among other things.

Each episode in the first season played out like a well-done action movie.

It wasn't Shakespeare by any stretch of the imagination, but it was fun.

Season two started in the autumn of 2010.

And there were changes.

FOX just can't seem to leave stuff alone. When they have a show that works, they just have to fuck around with it so the formula is no longer sustainable. They didn't make an exception with "Human Target".

They replaced the showrunner and expanded the cast to give more of a female presence.

I don't object to the latter. I felt the show could have done well with a strong female star or two, but I can't say I'm overwhelmed with their choices in season two.

The show's story evolved a bit so Chance, Winston, and Guerrero now work for a billionaire lady by the name of Ilsa Pucci. Also joining their number is a young thief by the name of Ames.

The character of Ilsa Pucci is my objection. The character comes off as a whiny, wet-blanket with contrived issues regarding how Chance and company do their bodyguard/life-saving thing. The actress is fine, but the character is an abomination and easily in the top two reason for why this show's quality has slid so quickly.

The other character - Ames - is less of a problem. Her criminal past mixes well with the other "working" characters. She's a bit more of a cliche sexpot, which is unfortunate for any kind of credibility the writers might want to give the character, but it's not like the other characters aren't caricatures of some sort.

The episodes no longer do the "jump in the middle, then backtrack to show how they got there" formula but instead go with a more linear method of telling the individual stories that makes each episode more bland somehow.

They've done something with the direction and filming that gives it a blander flavor as well. I can't quite put my finger on what it is.

Except for the music.

So in the grand tradition of cost-cutting, FOX opted not to bring Bear McCreary back for season two. They went with some banal crap composer who injects a lot of pop or R&B garbage in as music instead of McCreary's more epic, sweeping scores.

Apparently FOX didn't want to cough up for an orchestra doing unique compositions for each episode. I suppose that's pricey for a TV show.

In any event, the music change is the second most telling problem with season two. It's really noticeable. It's amazing how much the music enhanced season one.

I'm trying really hard to like season two of "Human Target", but FOX is making it pretty difficult. My guilty pleasure has a lot less pleasure in it.

Thursday, January 6, 2011

Craft-tastic

If you ever peruse the hundreds of links I have on the right-side of this blog, you may have seen my friend Aaron's blog in there.

I feel the need to give him a special shout-out right now, cause he's showcasing both his outstanding photography skills and his forays into some ceramic creations.

I'm personally finding his sake sets to be just outstanding (and making me crave the sake in my liquor collection at home).

Okay, I'm done pimping. The hat is chafing anyway.

Reporting: January 6

Yeah... so that P90X DVD set? It was too good to be true. eBay nuked the listing pretty quickly and told me to stop payment to the vendor under suspicion of said individual being a potential criminal.

I was able to stop the payment, so all is well, I guess.

I'm trying to use the New Year's inertia to get a few positive things accomplished before my usual lethargy sets in. Gluttony and Sloth require their time among my observance of the Seven Deadly Sins.

It's Thursday. It doesn't feel like Thursday.

Ugh.

Wednesday, January 5, 2011

Kicking it while it's down

I finished High-Kick Girl just now.

Wow. That was... underwhelming.

Oh, the main hero and heroine were certainly good at karate. I have no doubt of that. Neither are going to win acting awards, but that was never an expectation in the film.

It was just... not exciting.

The fights were straightforward. The villains were entertaining and ridiculous. The film held true to most martial arts movie cliches (the enemy comes at you one-on-one unless it's really tactically to the hero or heroine's advantage to hit the entire group somehow).

The karate movements were good and not very flashy, which I can admire as a former karate student. The redundant slow-motion repeats (sometimes three times) were extremely unnecessary and kind of annoying.

The preaching was worse than the last door-to-door Bible thumper I dealt with (albeit with a different subject matter).

The trash-talking from the stick-like 90-pound heroine was entertaining for a while, but that was about it.

It's a definite rental.

Now I have to work up the enthusiasm to return to Assault Girls at some point.

Maybe after some more "Arrested Development".

Reporting: January 5

So I didn't win the Mega Millions Lottery.

Yes, I was one of those idiots who coughed up a buck as part of the "tax on the mathematically incompetent" (as one of my old friends once called it).

*sigh*

It's a shame. I could have had a lot of fun with a few hundred million U.S. dollars.

And by "a shame", I mean "F********************************************************CK!!!!!"

Oh well.

Otherwise, I'm working on some actual constructive personal goals for 2011. I want to renew my CPR certification. After I get the credit card down from its current nuclear status, I plan to renew my ACLU membership and cough up a membership for the EFF.

Gotta wave the liberal colors and all that.

I managed to get a P90X DVD set off of eBay for surprisingly-cheap. It remains to be seen if it's authentic (I have low hopes, given the low, low price). If it works out, I hope to incorporate it into an exercise regimen. I wouldn't normally have paid any attention to something like this, but I had a couple of friends get it and they've sung its praises, so what the hell. Might help me in my martial arts.

Or it might collect dust. Meh. We'll see.

I've got a backlog of DVDs to entertain myself with in the meantime. I've taken a break from "Arrested Development" to view some less-uncomfortable stuff. I got a copy of the Japanese flicks Assault Girls and High-Kick Girl for Xmas. I do like movies with kick-ass girls in them.

Assault Girls has easily won for the most boring intro I've seen for a movie short of 2001: A Space Odyssey. I got about ten minutes past the insanely-boring intro and I shut it off to view something else for a while. I think I'll try High-Kick Girl and see how that goes.

Nothing quite like some 90-pound schoolgirl beating the crap out of everyone in a movie for some popcorn entertainment, eh?

Halfway to the first working-weekend of 2011. Lord but this week is slow.

Tuesday, January 4, 2011

Re-constitutiting

An excellent article on constitutional reverence and how it's possibly going a wee bit too far.

Monday, January 3, 2011

Damn this is fascinating

I love reading stories and seeing video of these folks who poke around in the generally-unseen parts of urban environments.

(via io9)

Shiny Things

Things that have caught my ever-acquisitive eye:

CardSharp folding "credit card knife"

Eon Extreme "credit card flashlight"

Zap cane

Pen clip

Saturday, January 1, 2011

First Day of 2011

Black Blood of the Earth as a major part of my breakfast helps start out 2011 right.

Damn but I've been lazy the last week or so. It's felt nice.

Bestirred myself to see the fam and get fed ridiculous amounts of food. I fear going anywhere near my scale.

Back to work on Monday. *sigh*