Observations

Claim: There are few things I enjoy more than bicycling in the wind in the early hours of the morning.

No, wait. That's a lie. I hate bicycling in the wind. Hate it.

Claim: I love moving all my junk to a new desk then cleaning up my old one.

Again, that's really just a great big lie.

Claim: I love edits.

Mixed lie. I hate seeing things I've done wrong, but I do like that someone caught it.

Claim: The Internet is my friend.

Utter and complete lie. The amount of money I've spent... oh god... why go there?

Claim: I excel at time management.

I really don't. That's so beyond a lie that it may actually have caused a bajillion angels to moult.