Gettin' the pimp suit on

The Internets, in their grand and vile intention to exploit my weak nature, pointed me to a fascinating site in the glorious United Kingdom: A Touch of Ginger

Fascinating site. At first I thought it was some redhead thing (I guess our British cousins refer to redheads as "gingers").

Then I saw what they actually sell.

Check this out! A stainless-steel, credit-card-shaped bottle opener!

A Fish and Chips tool! (I dislike fish and would never consider using utensils to eat fries, but the concept is clever)

And their Urban Kits are just a bunch of pure win. I mean look at these little babies! Bike Ride kits! Flightbag kits! Dirty Stop Out kits! What the hell is a "dirty stop out"?

Seriously. Is that some kind of British slang? It must be.

Whatever works.

The sheer variety of kits they offer is just evidence of epic genius.