Buffy the Exorcist Sla... no wait...

The Bible-thumper brigade has upped it to the next level.

That's right: teenage girl exorcist squads.

On the plus side, they hate "Twilight". On the minus side, they also hate "Harry Potter".

I'm curious where they stand on "Buffy the Vampire Slayer".

Oh, and they're from Arizona, the state where you need papers if your skin is any shade of brown. I know you find that shocking.

Apparently these girls find time for beauty pagents, horseback riding, and karate.

'Cause you may need to look good as you ride down the demon possessed and throw a roundhouse kick to the head in order to give Satan the boot. It's their way of saving the sole.

I could go on, but nobody wants that.

They're apparently getting a reality TV show. The article says the show is Canadian. I'm shocked FOX hasn't picked this idea up for local consumption.

(via io9)