Lessons

Lessons learned from my recent journey:

1) Charge your iPod before getting on the airplane.

2) It's not worth it to purchase alcohol on an airplane.

3) French toast made with Portuguese Sweet Bread and macadamia nuts is easily one of the most delicious breakfasts ever. Especially with a side of crispy bacon, some fresh-squeezed orange juice, and an uninterrupted view of Waikiki Beach.

4) People in Honolulu like to jog on stone and concrete. Lord knows why.

5) Driving ginormous luxury cars can be fun.

6) Pigeons in Honolulu are the most aggressive birds I've ever seen.