The Doctor is out... for justice

I saw this during my early-morning perusal of the Internet crazy.

I nearly choked as I laughed.

It's brilliant.

I'd pay good money to watch a properly-done parody with Statham as an ass-kicking Doctor.

It would have to be a parody and it would have to have Simon Pegg's participation in writing and execution. I'm thinking of something akin to "Doctor Who" meets Hot Fuzz.

It absolutely must be written, produced, and directed by the British. I'd even be fine with Russell T. Davies being involved.