Commandment Eleven: Thou Shalt Execute Order Sixty-Six

It started with this picture (apparently God hates Jedis).

The Veeb and I got on a somewhat-related rant. And this was the result:

"I can see it now," I said. "Commandment Eleven: Thou Shalt Execute Order Sixty-Six"


And lo! The lord GOD said:
"Are these not Jedi recruiting young Anakin? How shall they recognize his worth?"
And the prophet George said:
"They will measure his midichlorian count."
And the Lord GOD said:
"What the fuck are you talking about, George?"
And the Lord GOD said:
"Seriously, George. I will smite the SHIT out of you for this nonsense. And where the hell did you find this kid? You couldn't find an actual actor? And what the hell is up with this Jar Jar Binks character? Are you some kind of racist?"