The First Rule

Every time I go into an IKEA, I think of "Fight Club".

Part of that is due to how frustrating that place is to navigate.

Ah well. I have my lamp. Cost me twenty bucks.

I'm still full from dim sum for lunch and the thought of food makes me mildly nauseous.

Time to do some reading then crash.

Thank Azathoth tomorrow is Friday.

Or was it Nyarlathotep? No that's Monday?

Hastur?

No... Byakee. No, that doesn't work. Maybe it is Hastur.

Nah, it can't be HasAARRRGGGHHH!!!!