Fare thee unwell, unwelcome visitor

Yes, I'm talking to you, evil virus thing that put me down for a week.

Don't let the door hit you in the arse on the way out. Not that I have a door in me, but I feel my point is clear.

So take off, eh? Get out of here and don't come back, you damn bug.

Yes, I am talking to a virus.

Don't judge me.