Temper Tantrums and Faux-controveries

Apparently a bunch of people are offended that Google's main page paid tribute to the birthday of labor leader Caesar Chavez instead of Easter.

Nice tantrum, Twitter-heads! I'm sure Jesus would have been down with you getting all outraged over the arbitrary date of Easter (which changes every year) instead of honoring a respected labor leader who helped people who could not otherwise help themselves.

I'm sure Jesus really gives a rat's ass about what's on Google's main page (or Bing's or whatever). 'Cause clearly the Internet would be of utmost importance to him after being gruesomely executed by Romans.

Sweet FSM, people... seriously? Get a fucking grip!