Stage One - Observation: OOOH!!!! Shiny!
Stage Two - Acquisition: C'mon credit card! Do your stuff!
Stage Three - Transportation: Jeez! When is it going to get here? I waaaaaaants it!!!!
Stage Four - Arrival: SHINY!
Stage Five - Testing: What the F***!!! This isn't right!
Stage Six - Negotiation: Dear [seller]. Here's my problem. Can you fix it?
Stage Seven - More Transportation: WHEN IS IT GOING TO GET HERE??? I WAAAAAANTS IT!!!!!
Stage Eight - More Testing: W00T!
Stage Nine - Bliss: SHINY! GLEE! SHINY!
Stage Ten - Distraction: Huh. Wonder what's on this page? (go to Stage One)
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